Assignment one Satire

Breaking News! Donald J. Trump reveals his Self tanning routine on Reddit.

February 2020

It was revealed that last Friday Donald J. Trump has a very tedious self tanning routine. As the president Donald reports “To get that nice orange tangerine glow, I apply 12 coats of St. Moriz Instant self-tanning Mousse”. The president then follows with Oompa Loompa bronzer for a nice peachy glow. The President also stated ” The mousse is affordable to all LGBT (Liberty, Guns,Beers and Trump) members of the United States Republicans.

Demi Lovato Takes a hand at Trump’s Routine

Super Star Demi L. Reported to using Donald Trumps self tanning technique. Singing for the football loving country on Super Bowl Sunday, Demi is seen spotting the new Donald look.

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